{Kopi}

Retribution or what??

I've been straining to pee since Wednesday... kk, in layman terms: that is to keep trying to pee but nothing comes out from the *bird*. Little trickles of urine for all the efforts.... aaargh!

Ma was extremely worried. You know how humans are forever getting urinary tract infections. She was quite sure that this was IT. Afterall, my behaviour and symptoms tally mah!

In her true Mama-style, she decided to self-medicate me.
Humans take cranberry juice for UTI... Kopi takes Porky Soup for UTI! hur hur...
Cranberry juice.. yucks! My fur will turn red from the taste!

Porky Soup (serves 2)
8 bowls of water
4 pieces of Pork bones
2 Carrots

1. Boil water in pot. When boiled, place pork bones into pot.

2. Simmer for 15 mins. Scrape carrot skin and slice them into 2cm chunks.

3. Place carrot chunks into soup. Simmer for another 20 mins. DONE!

4. Let dog have the soup. Meat from the bones & carrots can be fed.

And what's Ma's rationale for the porky soup?

Must force me to drink more liquids to flush out the bacteria in the urinary tract. Plain ol' water is blaah...no motivation to finish my bowl of water mah.
So, porky soup is such a GREAT idea! I finished my bowl of soup in 1 min! And lucky Milo, got to drink some too.

erm... Ma was wondering if this is retribution for peeing on Pa's pond? *Bird* got guilty too and infected my urinary tract???

Ma, nooooo.. it wasn't me! (die die also must act innocent) and can I have more Porky tonight?

{M: Porky Soup seems to work for Kopi, he started urining loads! Yucks!}