{Kopi} I'm sorry... sorry..

Someone peed on Pa's pond last night (or rather yesterday afternoon when Ma was at home with us).

Rrrrrrooooar! Pa was so angry when he discovered it and yelled on top of his lungs. Milo and I quickly scampered into the kitchen to escape Pa's wrath.

A good 30 minutes was spent removing the stone bricks, mopping the area and lots of "I'm going to kill the both of you" yells.

And the stupid water pump decided to breakdown during all the cleaning ruckus. wth... trying to get us in 'hotter' soup, ah? Pa muttered that the dog fur probably got stuck in the pump and the 2 stupid mutts destroyed the pump too.

Ooohhh noooo..... Milo and I squeezed ourselves in a corner each, trying to look sad. What a good tactic that was! Ma & Pa couldn't decide who was the guiltier one (the real culprit) and in the end, we managed to escape the whacking. But not without punishment from Pa, lots of finger-pointing... scolding... no walks tonight talk...

I started to blinking my eyes like crazy and hopefully to squirm my way out.. and phew! The 'find who peed' incident is gone from Pa's mind.

Only one word to describe ---- SHIOK!!

Ma bought Lamb & Cheese pie from US Doggie Bakery!! WOO HOO!

Pie Review by Milo:

Pastry was crisp and tasty... The lamb filling was miserable... cheese erm, not enough as well. It should be dripping with melted cheese!

But I shouldn't complain.. afterall, Ma paid $3.80 for the pies! I have to show my eagerness for the pies, to make Ma buy more!

What a clever boy I am.. I'm realli proud of my strategy. Muahhahahaha...

{milo}

So sad.... I'm heartbroken.
Ma just read the story of Spunky, the little apricot toy poodle, who was loved dearly by his family for a short 2-week period.

Spunky passed away from the Parvovirus attack. Evil virus that spreaded among puppies in pet shops...

I'm so angry with these stupid dog shops for not looking after our doggie species well. Come on, they are only 2 - 3 months old puppies... The environment NEEDS TO BE CLEAN!!

Think about it as a newborn baby... humans wouldn't leave urine & faeces right next to the baby's nose or limbs for couple of hours right?? As soon as the pampers is slightly soiled.. off! it goes to the bin. Can't pet shops understand the same concept?

{Kopi}

BOTAK \Bo-taK\, adjective:
1. Having little or no hair
2. Lacking a natural or usual covering (of hair or vegetation)

kk cut the frills... in a simple, 4-letter word "Bald"!

It's crazy. Ma decided one day that we were getting too hairy for her liking and got Pa to send us to the groomers. Milo and I were totally unprepared as we jumped into Pa's car excitedly, thinking that we were going out for a good, sniffing time.

Two and a half-hours later, after being shoved repeated by the stupid 'Fur-stylist'... placed into an 'incubator-like' machine to dry our fur (huh, what fur... the fur-stylist snipped our crowning glory away)... and we were finally done.

Botak... hur hur.. botak... Ma and Pa were so tickled by our hairless look.

I started frowning and jumping around in the fur-salon like a mad dog. Could not accept me ... being BOTAK! Ma consoled me that my beautiful hairy chest will be back in 2 months, and showered me with plenty of kisses and hugs.

kk Ma, you are forgiven for now...

Pa brought us to the World Animal Day - Paws in the Park event at Bishan Park on Sunday. It's organized by SPCA and we had soooooo much sniffing fun!

And yes... all the sniffs made...

{Kopi}

"me lonely... for a proper relationship with a bitch. It's been such a
looong time since my last attempt to raise the skirts off any lady. The heat is still on after 2 days, and Milo sure looks kinda of sexy beneath the sheets. Hmm... maybe let's try covering his head with the sheets and see if we can get it on?"

{Milo}

{Kopi} Ma told me a secret last night...

Pa and Ma went to Holland Village for dinner yesterday evening and decided to visit the pet shops to look-see the cute pups.

In one of the shops, a baby Golden from Aussie caught Pa's fancy.. and he really liked him.
Thankfully, he was really, really expensive!
*Well, how to compare with a local pup like me, hur hur*

Pa.. Pa, look at this ugly chubby pup...
He is:
1) Not as handsome as me
2) Not as intelligent as me
3) Chubby pups may have tendencies for hip problems
4) Goldens take up alot of bed space at home (as it is, Milo snatches your blanket every night)
5) Most importantly, they shed alot, alot, alot, alot... vacumn non-stop leh!

Diminish the thought, Pa! I'm your fave boy!!